Goat Simulator Description Says Not to Buy the Game & Spend Your Money on a Real Goat Instead

August 12, 2015 Written by Jason Dunning

Available now on PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 3 in North America and Europe for $9.99, with PlayStation Plus members saving 10%, Goat Simulator actually isn’t something you should be buying, according to the developers.

In the PlayStation Store description for Goat Simulator, they add this disclaimer:

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Of course, if you do buy Goat Simulator, you can enjoy key features like the ability to “be a goat,” getting points for wrecking stuff, experiencing in-game physics that bug out all the time, two-player local co-op on PS3, four-player local co-op on PS4, and GoatVR:

The simulated GoatVR experience is so close to actually having a headset on that we expect a lot of players to instinctively reach to remove the headset after a game session, even though they never put one on in the first place!

Did you spend your money onĀ Goat Simulator?

[Source: PlayStation Store, PS Blog via Chris Owen]