The only way to win at The Game is not to play.
Dramatically: Alas, poor Yorrick.
Alas, poor Leah. We hardly knew her, Horatio.
A Dark Angel and a Fallen walk into a bar…
Someone cut onions the entire time I read this novel. Jerks.
Let the Illusive Man’s origin story be illusive no more!
I know you’ve been laying awake at night wondering about this one.
I used to hate Loghain, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
If this was WH40K, SOMEONE would be purged.
Would you believe me if I said Sloane Kelly wasn’t always a hardened bitch?
What do Jason and the Argonauts have to do with the Yamatai and Trinity?