How to stab me in the heart, both figuratively and literally.
War, boobs, dragons, and I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
And so am I!
Make me proud.
Amazing! A game about being good at games!
It feels like I’ve seen them somewhere before though. Or that some aren’t even…real?
Describing puzzle games is hard, even when they’re really good.
Bet there are some on here that you don’t even recognize! 😉
I don’t want to know how many children and/or pineapples Trico eats before he dies.
My FFXV mask was definitely not powered by Satan and/or pretty ladies and didn’t have any haunting freakout.
Can I still use the pool and stuff?
The Next Hideo Kojima Game Will Be Great, Unless He’s the Poor Bastard Trying to Break Into My House Right Now
I really hope the person trying to unlock my door is NOT gaming legend Hideo Kojima. That would be pretty sad.
You want me to hit 4 buttons to make one stupid symbol that you wrote in the name anyway?
This just, I, like, I mean, what is this, even?
Remember, remember, the 19th of May…vember? Crap.
That sounds like a flavor of shake or smoothie. I would buy it.
For real, where the hell are they?
I haven’t seen the fights, but I can definitely probably already tell you the curse is broken.
Holy s***balls that’s a s*** camera!
Settle in, it’s got some length to it.