Following the funny Deadpool ESRB description earlier today, we found that they also rated Dead or Alive 5 Plus on the PlayStation Vita, which comes out next month. As you can probably expect, the entire thing is pretty much focused on a certain body part, but I’ll let you read the whole piece unspoiled for a good, late night laugh:
This is a fighting game in which players engage in martial arts battles against a large cast of characters. Players mostly punch and kick opponents during fast-paced rounds of combat. Some fighters use special attacks involving swords, throwing weapons, or magic; matches are accompanied by battle cries and exaggerated impact effects. Cutscenes also depict instances of violence, such as characters getting struck down with swords in slow motion. Most female fighters are dressed in revealing outfits (large amounts of cleavage); their breasts sometimes jiggle while standing or fighting. Some bikini-style costumes (with thin strips of cloth) barely cover fighters’ bodies, exposing large amounts of breasts/buttocks; one hologram-like figure appears to be nude—though her reflective skin obscures any discernible details (i.e., nipples or genitalia). In some sequences, players have the ability to zoom in on female fighters’ cleavage, posterior, or underwear, and take pictures. Some scenes are accompanied by sexual innuendo (e.g., “Pleasure me,” “Enough with the foreplay.”).
And with that, I’m going to get some much-needed rest.