9: Peter Molyneux
Peter is going to bring you to the pinnacle of excitement before he even starts, just don’t expect much once the door closes.
8: Jack Tretton
Devilishly handsome, Jack Tretton is a suave and smooth Sony icon. Helps out a children’s hospital by giving them PlayStations. That’s how awesome he is.
7: David Jaffe
With a mouth as dirty as his, you can only imagine what he’s like in bed. Jaffe will always be honest with you, which we always think is a good thing.
6: Ken Kutaragi
Ken is a lot like God – He’s a Creator, he works in mysterious ways and he doesn’t really understand poor people.
5: Tim Schafer
Everybody loves Tim – he could take you to an expensive restaurant and simply ask everyone else to pay for the meal, and they’d do it.
