Rubbin’ Some Boobs!

Uncharted Unschmarted, what about games with some boob rubbin’? Compile Heart hears your cries and is stepping up to deliver Genkai Tokki Seven Pirates, the trailer for which you have probably already started.

You rub those titties to change the characters’ play style and attributes. Bigger boobs? More power. Smaller? Well obviously your speed goes up, that’s just science. And Compile Heart has always been a firm supporter of science.

Comes out Aug. 4 in Japan, exclusively on Vita.