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South Park: The Stick of Truth Trophy List Includes Breaking Bad Nod, a Canadian Handshake, and So Much More

February 10, 2014 Written by Jason Dunning

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If you were worried that South Park: The Stick of Truth would stick you with bland trophies/achievements, you can worry no longer!

Boasting what is arguably the funniest/craziest/weirdest trophy and achievement list (via Xbox Achievements), you can check out the description of every single non-secret one below, but keep in mind that there are some pretty big spoilers for what you’ll be doing in the game:

*Note: Since trophy values aren’t known yet, we made an educated guess on what each will be worth. Also keep in mind that there will be a Platinum trophy for unlocking all other trophies.

15G/Bronze

  • New Kid On The Block – Join the KKK
  • First Day in South Park – Spend one day in South Park.
  • Gingivitis – Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
  • Day Walker – Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
  • Made This for You – Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
  • Are We Cool? – Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
  • Parkeologist – Open all garages in South Park.
  • For the Hoarder – Sell nothing the entire game.
  • Truth to Power – Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
  • Irritable Bowels – Shit your pants during a boss battle.
  • Dog Whistle – Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
  • Dragon Wrath – Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
  • Just Saying Hi – Fart on each available buddy in the game.
  • Re-Buttal – Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
  • Heisenberg – Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
  • Shutout – Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
  • Stay Down – Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
  • Avenger – Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
  • No Child Left Behind – Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
  • Poco Chinpoko – Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
  • Daddy Issues – Befriend your Dad.
  • Junk Peddler – Sell 300 junk items.
  • Ass of Fire – Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
  • Canadian Handshake – Fart on people 100 times
  • Animal Cruelty – Fart on animals 25 times.
  • Pulling Mud – Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
  • Shopaholic – Complete half of the available costume sets.
  • Friends in Strange Places – Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
  • Weapon Proficiency – Score 100 perfect attacks.
  • Skilled Defender – Block 100 attacks.
  • You bastards!: – Have Kenny die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
  • Mastery – Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
  • Make it Rain! – Spend $500.
  • Full Arsenal – Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

30G/Silver

  • Chinpoko loco – Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
  • More Popular Than Jesus – Befriend Half of South Park.

75G/Gold

  • Chinpokolypse – Collect all the Chinpokomon.
  • Clothes Whore – Complete all available Costume Sets.

Secret Trophies/Achievements

  • 8 worth 15G/1 Bronze each
  • 1 worth 25G/(Probably) 1 Silver
  • 2 worth 30G/1 Silver each

South Park: The Stick of Truth releases on March 4th in North America and March 7th in Europe for the PS3 and Xbox 360.

What is your favorite trophy/achievement? Do you think this is one Platinum trophy you’ll have fun getting? Will the endless fart/poop jokes get old? Let us know in the comments below.

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