Has Anyone Seen My Keys?

Did someone lose some keys?

Yeah I lost my keys.

I can’t find my keys anywhere.

Are they in here?

Maybe if I rummage around in here?

The fuck are my keys?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

My keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.

Did you take them? Like, take my keys?

Why would I take your stupid dumb keys?

Maybe to open things, scientist?

Is that keys in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

It’s keys.