I used to be an adventurer like you but then I...ah, forget it.
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Want to know what's coming in this week's update?
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Still no God of War: Ascension beta!
Does this mean no sex scenes?
Get into the club for cheaper.
Still no hard date for the beta.
These are the real angry birds.
It must be a new month.
You can finally begin the Mass Effect trilogy.
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Yet another next-gen rumor.
Congratulations, you have eviscerated Poseidon! Would you like to pay $3.99 to continue onto Hades?
It's out in two weeks!
