Trophies!
Steal the Platinum.
Ding! You've unlocked the platinum on life.
Next week starts year number two of Morning Wood!
Look Gepetto! I'm a real boy!
Leave no trophies left behind.
Morning Wood turns 50! Secret betas! Giveaways!
For the bravest of trophy hunters only...
Trophy hunters, take notes.
So we skirt around it and talk about other things instead.
WmC: Wood May Cry
"Sometimes we're on a collision course, and we just don't know it."
DING!
We're like a ball of clay in your hands! Help shape us!