Mega Man 10 Trophy List will Make You Cry

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When Mega Man 9 was released in 2008, it was considered one of the hardest games around until Demon’s Souls hit last year. With the release of Mega Man 10 coming soon, the trophy list has been revealed…and’s bad news for trophy mongers. Really, really bad news.

Thanks to ahem, Xbox360achievements, this soul-crushing list of trophies will make any hardcore gamer cringe after reading it.

Whomp Wily – Clear the game once.

Blue Bomber – Clear the game in under an hour.

Superhero – Clear the game on hard.

Hard Rock – Make it to a boss room without getting damaged.

Headbanging – Defeat the 8 bosses without your helmet on.

Destroyer – Defeat 1000 enemies.

World Warrior – Defeat one of every type of enemy.

Trusty Sidearm – Defeat the 8 bosses with just your default weapon.

No Coffee Break – Clear the game without using any energy, mystery, or weapon tanks.

Tenacious – Clear the game without continuing.

Invincible – Clear the game without dying.

Mr. Perfect – Clear the game without getting damaged.

Do you understand why I think there will be very few gamers who will be able to  get 100% the trophies in this game!?! Clear the game without dying? Yeah right! Or even worse, Clear the game without getting damaged? Who’s Capcom kidding? This is either a jab at the whole trophy phenomenon or Capcom just hates their fans. Probably a little bit of both.

We’ll let you know as soon as the release date hits for Mega Man 10.