Why do video games handle death so poorly?
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Go try 'em!
Time for presents!
DOO000M! ...Also: GLOO000M!
Why are you thankful?
Because video games are often way too long.
Medieval warfare? Yep, that and more.
Are you good about finishing games or is your backlog out of control?
So pretty, so shiny!
Which is the best?
No, really. There were some good ones.
Order will be restored. Death is an illusion. Pass into the iris or...no, I messed that up.
What were you doing back then in 2006?
"Has there ever been an installment in which we never including anything extra for the console release?"
