We're Jakking this site.
News lite, same great read, now less reading.
We have a winner, folks!
Only $400 for a Vita and PS3.
Unlock everything under the sun - sans characters.
Patches? We don't need no steenkin' patches! We need a body cast.
Get your hard drives ready.
Fat fighting.
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Joyous sales figures aplenty - so don't expect to see any Vita numbers within.
Kill, kill, kill.
People really like to shoot stuff.
A good catch.
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